Somebody owes you a Swift kick in the ass for that one.

Yep, Bruce Buffer is long winded as fuck from this angle too.

Isn’t it widely known that the new aluminum F150 gets nearly exactly the same if not landing on the losing side of the MPG battle when similarly equipped next to a Silverado? I remember reading an article on this very site about it.

You have to keep the disc in...I can confirm this.

I hope one of the masterminds of the enemies is wearing a Randall Cunningham Eagles jersey.

I used to fight with my GF about why cars mattered. She grew up in a home that saw automobiles as strictly modes of transportation. She pushed me one day to really think about why I love cars so much. Her being an art fan, I likened it to functional art. That’s what I see (most) cars as. Ever since that day, she is…

So was this a junkyard or a sales lot that just was left to become overgrown? Because if it was a sales lot, why not give these away instead of letting nature claim them? I’m not sure whether to cringe at the sight of these wonders or feel good about the juxtaposition.

There’s a place in hell for you, Tallywacker.

I FUCKING HATE soccer but this game is MY JAM.

The person who shits

Man.

Bubba Wallace: guy who keeps trying to watch you and your girl fuck

Doug, next time talk to cardboard cutouts. You’d find more personality.

$31k BEFORE 4wd. Man.

Scenario 4:

Hey, how about you tell us some of your feelings re: cruises. We’re all dying to hear them.

Nothing screams “manly” and “muscle” like Richard Rawlings on a beach in a Dart.

The photos from this are going to create a lifetime of priceless Sepp Blatter covershots

The future of the internal combustion engine could be in his hands.