I AM SURE IT WAS FAKE BUT IT LOOKS REAL AND IS THEREFORE REAL IN MY HEART

Just watched Furious 6 for the first time last night so I’ll comment on that one.

A feature that I find astoundingly missing:

YES. AND I BELIEVE IT SHOULD AS WELL, DAMMIT.

Now I could be in the minority here and I’ve never driven one but I hear they’re pretty slow in stock form.

Oh by far it's the pass at the end of the best racing documentary in history, Days of Thunder. When Cole sets him up then gives him the old CRISS CROSS..and to win the biggest race in racing, the Daytona 500..WOW.

Dat ugly.

In a non-sarcastic tone, it's nice to see a business representative in a situation like this give down to Earth answers rather than the canned responses. Kind of refreshing. Even though Exotic Skittles probably has 0 PR representatives, it's still cool to see him answer questions openly.

Probably when the paint guy worked 14 hours to get it done and Danica worked 14 minutes to ruin it all.

Womp. Womp.

Mine only says 140 :( He must have had the "SUPER RARE DIDNT EVEN MAKE IT INTO PRODUCTION SECRET SC/T" package that came with (fake) hoodscoops (although I'll admit they were built into the hood and actually look pretty good), different skirts, and a more aggressive spoiler.

I'm going to reply to myself because as stated above, the man ain't got nothin' on me. I like the way it looks. It ain't big. Nobody's gonna look and go "look at that moron with the rice'd up Grand Am with that fuckin spoiler who does he think he is". It adds an aesthetic that I like. The non-spoiler'd GA's look naked…

DONT HATE RAM AIR YOU INCONSIDERATE BASTARD IT GIVES +5 HP OVER THE STOCK 3.4 IN THE SE.

The factory spoiler on my '01 Grand Am GT (GeeFuckingTee muthafuckas) was for actual functionality rather than making me think I'm Dale Jr. at 'Dega as I'm cruising at 70mph, which is five over because I live life on the edge and I refuse to let the man get me down.

The photos do not sway my opinion that this car is ugly.

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES PERIWINKLE/GOLD. AM I A UNICORN WHAT IS THIS MAGIC

I like to piss into the washer fluid reservoir. It's a known fact that piss is actually a de-icer and should be used during the cold winter months.

I PRAY Jay Leno snags one of these and lets Chris Harris hoon/film some exploitations.

"First I'm gonna beat ya, then my son's gonna beat ya. It's gonna be a good ole fashioned father-son beat off."

I know I'm in the minority here but I've always thought the Veloster was a really cool looking vehicle. It's the type of car I'll buy for dirt cheap in 5 years to run as my DD when I don't want to spend $$ on gas for my truck.