(does handshake deal with Chip Kelly) (Gore leaves room) (Kelly runs to sink to furiously wash hands) (Stephen A. Smith pops out of the cabinet under the sink) Ah-HA!

My Brazilian friend made $91,666.66 per minute working less than 1 hour! No college degree required. To find out how, just go to this website: www.BigOrangeBBall.EZMoney.com.

Dave Chappelle clued us in to Prince's basketball prowess years ago. #GameBlouses

Damn Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories were for real. Pancakes.

Had Charlie Murphy only known this . . .

Game. Blouses.

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He also made the other team pancakes after the game:

Game BLOUSES !!!!!

• She just realized she's condemned herself to a lifetime of saying THE Ohio State University, which simply can't be done without sounding like a complete asshole.

But how is this going to affect his post-graduation draft stock? Is Goldman out of the picture, now?

C'mon Shelly. There's gotta be a safer place than your shirt pocket to keep that check Snyder wrote for you.