I would have paid the full $325 if that fucker had shot in landscape mode.

No money should be given for shooting in portrait

This isn't any different from mainstream outlets. AP write-thrus work the same way, give or take a "holy shit."

Rodriguez was part of a 45 million Euro transfer to MONACO! Isn't he rich already? How about, two young players will be noticed by fans who only watch the Premier League.

it's the depth of your analysis that has me convinced you are right. Ah well, it was a good ride

You'd think conservatives would love soccer and absolutely abhor the NFL.

I think he's done everything right. Honduras don't play soccer, they just run around crashing into people.

No word on whether the suspect, seen below, has been apprehended.

So stepping on your opponents foot gets you a penalty now?

Did Janmaat really clip his foot. What I see is Costa stepping on Janmaat's sliding foot and losing his balance. I'm not experienced in soccer or anything. Just my perspective.

yeah, that's not a penalty. that's a dive

NO. SANCTITY OF THE GAME. WHY WOULD YOU SULLY THE BEAUTIFUL GAME SO? PLUS THESE HAPPEN ALL THE TIME. AT LEAST... YOU CANT GO TO REPLAY, UH, 0-2 TIMES PER GAME.

Dwyane Wade just became a soccer fan.

One of the few goals that looks like a better shot in slow motion than it did at full speed.

Is it racist to point out he can't count?

Where to start...

The US is incorrectly placed. Nobody thinks we're going to do jack shit because of our group but we are going to dominate the hell out of this tournament. We should be in dark horse/high hopes. Portugal in particular isn't going to know what the fuck hit them.

The way I interpret the diagram, the three sections that have no overlap are generally indicative of skill. So the foursome of Brazil,, Germany, Spain and Argentina are the clear favorites that are most likely to win, the Dark Horse non-overlap area (Portugal, Belgium, Ivory Coast, etc.) are teams that are pretty…

No hope is a measure of skill. High hopes is a measure of fan desire and enthusiasm.