Uugh Lisa is disgusting. I'm over her, her ugly doddering husband and her little dog too!

Love Sister Act. My sorority sang "Joyful Joyful" for Greek Sing. And we won first place!

Over percocet? I think NOT!

YES to Malbec! Always yes!

I love her too, so much!! She may be my favorite after Natasha Lyone.

What does this have to do with black comedians? You don't make any sense.

Thank God!! I love headbands.

Thank God!! I love headbands.

So, to keep these animals alive, the only way is to work them to the bone?

I want to get back together, Mimi is gonna go to college and I'm gonna be alone and I'm gonna break up with her before she leaves. Have sex with me.

"That'll never be me, that'll never be me. That'll never be, never be me. NO! ... NO, NEVER, NEVER, EVER! And don't you EVER THINK IT!"

Joe LIES! When he cries!

That sounds awesome- I'm never in the know about hair stuff. My hair is also bleached blonde (actually I think the salon uses a super high lift with a bleach alternative) but in any case, it is super damaged. Mine is also curly-ish and thin, and I like it straight, so you can imagine how damaged.

On your hair? Tell me more! Do you put it on as a balm or a conditioning treatment you rinse out?

Ok you are obviously trying to get Facebook likes. Ridiculous.

All abuse is horrible, and yes there are definitely degrees of horrific-ness, but basically being so high that you are oblivious leaves your child to have to fend for herself. I cannot stand to watch this, that poor little girl is probably nervous and confused.

I question what kind of doctor wouldn't immediately recognize that this is 100% a heroin nod. It has very specific look. I happen to have a doctor in the house as well and he's wondering why your doctor doesn't know this.

I question what kind of doctor wouldn't immediately recognize that this is 100% a heroin nod. It has very specific look. I happen to have a doctor in the house as well and he's wondering why your doctor doesn't know this.

"I don't have a shitty attitude towards women. They just take a lot of effort"

Heifer?? Mysogyny is alive and well here at Jezebel. What a shameful statement.