She seems to have an over the top story about every topic. Wasn’t it just yesterday she said she cried for 45 days?

My ticket for NLCS Game 4 was $88.88.

Brewers would’ve been a better scenario for us non-partial baseball fans.

Look, man. I know it’s trendy to hate L.A., but L.A. baseball hasn’t done shit to you. Just let us have this and root against the godforsaken Red Sox.

Your ex seems to have her shit arranged differently from me, but it is apparently together in some way.

How is it on his resume if it wasn’t on his calendar? Gotcha, libcucktards.

Anyone with a smidgen less entitlement would have withdrawn their name by now. This guys a fucking sociopath. A raging drunk sociopath. 

This alone should be disqualifying. “I’m an umpire who calls balls and strikes...unless they’re dirty liberals, in which case I call strikes more.”

Rapist Outs Self At Public Gathering For Free Press

Nebraska sure is an anomaly.

Imagine living a life where Bobby Brown thinks you’re a piece of shit, and he’s right. 

This is special.

And it’s always a bit revealing which fan base is the first one to not get the joke, isn’t it? As much as we clown on teams like the Browns, Bills, Jets, etc., you have to admit that their fans have a healthy sense of humor.

Many years ago, a wise woman warned us that Brad Pitt was missing a sensitivity chip....

The judge (in my head) has decided that Billy Bob Thornton and Jennifer Aniston will take on full custody of the children until Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt realize they have enough money to go around for all of us.

If the divorce lawyer bailed on what’s likely a multimillion dollar divorce because it’s “too hostile,” YIKES.

Jury trial is different than hearings for this. If she goes to trial, she won’t have to wear orange. I’m pretty sure after he was in custody but before his trial started, Manafort wore his prison outfit to at least one pretrial court appearance.

“In my opinion, the day after Thanksgiving is the busiest travel day of the year.”

Real Melania.