Just think about how we would view this exact box score if this were an NBA game and the Warriors or Spurs did that to some team like the Hawks or Jazz..we would be shitting ourselves in glee, awestruck at the talent and skill level. The one thing we wouldn’t be doing is talking about how “terrible for the game” that…

They’re probably justified in suing but I have a hard time feeling sorry for their asses.

Tell me Perry Mason, under what legal grounds would RS use to sue the fraternity?

Put the orange powder and loads of butter in your mashed potatoes. You'll thank me.

Confession: I still eat it sometimes. Kind of a childhood nostalgia thing... but the noodles are terrible, so I replace them with Barilla elbows. I know this is ridiculous! But it’s all about the orange powder.

I think they finally realized they have masc/fem versions of the same face and Things Got Too Weird.

Tom Brady is literally worse than hitler.

I now want to go on long elevator rides. I didn’t know it was a thing. But, I’m happy to add it to my world.