“Say my name.”

It’s not really about cheating as an act of betrayal toward your spouse; what is paramount is that it is a sin against the marriage, which is sanctified by god. The damage done to those girls didn’t disrespect god in such a way.

For the uninitiated, the book—which is a relatively short 28 pages

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

#blackcoffeematters

As an Anglican, I'm pretty fucking angry it isn't purple. Let's put Christ back into the Advent penitential season, people.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

Every single one of these. Especially the pizza one.

Given the NSFW tag, it appears the Bengals aren’t covered enough in this article either.

Where’s that guy who was complaining about your site not covering the bengals enough?

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

It’s always been unclear whether Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek is at all amused by the long-running Saturday Night Live sketches about his show...

There’s a future for you writing Nationwide commercials for the Super Bowl.

Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?

Vengeful God.

I know. Fuck Al Roker.