Here’s a pic of her at Howard, she’s top left.

My wife’s best friend ordered a cake from a little old lady who ran a cake business out of her house. We used her for our wedding. Best cake ever, she would makethe cake the morning of the wedding. So, we are at the reception waiting on cake. No cake. We call the cashed lady. No answer. Finally we send a family…

Less exercise, more chicken wings, lose 50 lbs? Works for me.

Expecting a new baby? How passe. I prefer old babies. Old babies give you a Werther’s Original and then take you out to dinner at the buffet at 4 o’clock.

My husband is the one who wanted the big wedding (ahem, party) — I wanted to go to the courthouse and be done with it. So if he wanted the nice party, he had to make the bulk of the phone calls (and because I have taste and he doesn’t actually have a clue how these wedding things work, I told him he did have to follow…

Wow. I couldn’t imagine a bleecker start to her day!

Don't forget the excellent Fast Times At Ridgemont High, which he didn't direct but did write.

Okay so this is kind of the opposite...I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years and was very happily moving on with my life and seeing other men. About 3 months after we had broken up, I found out he had gotten a woman pregnant and she was about 3 months or so along. I was obviously a little outraged, but I thought it…

Short answer: Unnecessary.

Oh I have the best story about a wedding proposal...

Pardon the Interbreeding

Louis C.K. apologized to Sarah Palin for once calling her a ‘’fucking jackoff cutface jazzy wondergirl” on Twitter.

I have been a nanny for 12 years. I have nine nieces and nephews. If you’re around a baby for ten minutes and the grossest thing that ends up in your mouth is a binky, it’s a good day.

Hmmm. Not to happy to say I saw a shittonne of those comments coming from Jez commenters as well. I don't fucking like the chick but there's enough awful things about her personality to rag on , you don't need to go straight for the "she looks like an emaciated alien" jab.

Was really hoping for Pizza and Ice Cream to be on this list

Did you miss this part?: "After Jolie's last op-ed, there was a rash of conversation over whether mastectomies for women who carry the BRCA1 gene were really the best way to go; some women said Jolie inspired them to get tested and have the same surgery she had, and at least one study showed that Jolie had been the imp…

As a Wisconsinite, I feel duty-bound to point out that you spelled two of those cities incorrectly….