I believe what you just said is the heart of everything she believes in and why she will never leave him. I am just guessing- but I am sure her knee jerk reaction WAS to leave him and one of her parents (or the Duggars) reminded her of her vows.

Life is hard and I am lazy.

I did the same thing. Man- will that blow your mind. Some parents do $20 for each tooth. $5 for subsequent teeth. Some go out and get gold dollars to put under the pillow. Me? I go through my kids piggy bank at 11 pm to find a dollar bill.

90% of my parenting is making sure my kids fit in. It took us a bit to get our own Elf (I wanted to name it Seabass, Snarky decided on Buzz) but what got me was when little Snarky asked me why the elf came to other kids houses and not to ours.

Yes. My friend who is celiac went home violently ill after a restaurant cut her gluten free pizza with a regular knife. She didn’t complain- she just barfed all night.

That’s what we’re doing. We can’t afford a 3rd one until #2 is in Kindergarten (all day mandated by our town- thank God).

I stared at my cup for a good 10 minutes because apparently the cup is ombre- but with the java jacket it looks like the top is lighter than the bottom. I thought I was losing it- but then realized it was genius because I just spent the past 10 minutes thinking about Starbucks.

Why did she frame the certificate? Is he going to hang it on the mantle?

My most embarrassing admission ever. I walked out of Fight Club before the big reveal.

I mean- I don’t think I would be able to walk in those shoes either- but this is a little crazy. At least put her in an Ergo carrier.

Heh. “getting up in arms”

East Coaster raised in the Midwest here. That’s a load of bologna. The only difference was that the majority of weddings I went to on the East Coast were cash bars, and Midwest wouldn’t dream of it.

A Boston radio station is trying to get him to do a Dancing With the Stars recap.

I was attracted to Peter Jennings at age 4. Take that as you will.

http://howdovaccinescauseautism.com/

Thank you. I was going to write something to that effect but I think I am too emotionally involved. My beautiful, hilarious, crazy son was just diagnosed and to me they are saying they would rather their children be dead.

I had one for 2 weeks in a pilot program in my office. I couldn’t concentrate. If I was responding to emails or reading something- I was ok. But if I had to decipher a spreadsheet- forget about it. Plus, my sciatica (that I only had while pregnant) miraculously returned after standing so much.

Sweet Jesus- she’s lost a ton of weight.

I thought you put “entered” instead of “encountered”. Clearly I need more coffee- although I am probably not 100% wrong.

Perez Hilton actually called her out on that. She said something along the lines “Fuck you, I’m watching this with him. You can’t be more supportive than that. “