I enjoy this version, more.

Amen. But he does not seem like a reasonable man.

My theory is that guys who say stuff like that have NO GAME. All talk, nothing to back it up. Not saying they're actually going to go out and rape women, I am saying that they wouldn't even go out there and TALK to women.

They picked Wilson Philips-Hold On- because it was a big part of Bridesmaids.. Ellen would never do that!

I always get her and Bryce Dallas Howard confused.

I get Jessica Chastain confused with EVERYBODY!

My favorite is Jr's new obsession with Thomas the Tank Engine. He's constantly mispronouncing 'Percy's' name, so it sounds like another name for cat. I love to think that the creator of TTE did that on purpose.

If it makes you feel better, I thought of Janis Joplin's guitar!

What a Lint Licker!

I believe her Krispy Kreme bread pudding would have made me a diabetic if I ate more than one bite. Krispy Kreme donuts, fruit cocktail (with the juice) and extra frosting on top.

I want to say, right off the bat, this story absolutely breaks my heart.

That's exactly why I wouldn't do that to my kid. He would be the one to eat the banana. Either that or he would smear the banana on the walls, then the joke would be on me.

HER body. HER choice.

I took his name because he doesn't ask for much and he said it meant a lot to him. Taking my last name was out of the question because the last part of my maiden name is the same as his first name.

My favorite line from that episode, that I have used quite often since; "You want someone to phone it in, you get Kirk Cameron. You want someone to be a savage, you get Fred. Savage."

This is what he said on the show "You want someone to phone it in, you get Kirk Cameron. You want someone to be a savage, you get Fred. Savage."

It was posted during the Patriots game. I could be wrong.

Tea Party?

Don't forget Letter B for Let It Be.

Heh. You said titter.