Ugh, Dad - what are you even talking about? You’re really pissing me off. You always told me that women had the right to make decisions about their own bodies. And now you’re acting like a doofus and embarrassing me. I’m going to tell Mom and I’m also going to tell her you were playing your Harmonica when you were…

You have already eaten secreted beetle resin and ground up red insect hundreds of times throughout your life. What’s the difference?

1. It’s not defamation or libel if it’s true.

She should just have her cow kick over a lantern and burn the whole studio down.

Don’t leave us hanging! what happens?!

Ever heard of Worcestershire or fish sauce? Pretty much the same thing.

I’ve heard it compared to Worcestershire sauce, which of course contains anchovies. I like that kind of thing.

I love me some van. Is that wrong?

fwiw I have Optimum and am loving it.

This actually raises an excellent question.

Well...it was fun while it lasted.

I feel like I’ve known you for my whole life. I prefer standing at the opposite door rather than sitting. It’s best on the 4/5, west side trains tend to be more of a mixed bag.

This is the only correct way to ride a NYC subway after all. Stand right by the door like you own it but always step off at every stop with a foot ready to stop the asshole conductor from closing it on you . If only one or two people are getting off an empty train you turn your body sideways. Easy deal for everyone…

I love your 10 year old self and the fact that you noted the tide line rule in your comment.

I’m a door troll, and PROUD OF IT.

Someone hack-up TWO desirable classics to make this abomination.

I don’t see why we can’t have both? Because I’m not quitting obscure Beetle taillight research.

In my opinion, google maps and waze together is about as good as it gets for navigation. Just need a large data plan and a dash mount for your phone.