I really want there to be an Orphan Black spin off that is The Adventures of Felix and Alison. Their weird friendship is one of my favorite parts of the show.

This one is easy:

I could see the Girl Scouts' Trefoil cookie working as a badge. Its a Saul Bass design, too.

The language about "modesty" and "don't call attention to your body" is sexist...and assumes that the girls will dress like sluts without proper instructions.

So...let's see how we could change that and erase all the sexist moralizing, shall we?

its for an assembly, not everyday. which is probably why they sent out these rules because the students will be out of uniform

To be real, it's always the perfect time to buy a car instead of an SUV.

I'm pretty sure you're safe

Be glad they didn't name it Event. You could get in, but you'd never get out.

5. Employ wordplay selectively

I didn't have a choice in High School. I had a dark green '73 Pinto coupe. My awesome friends named it "the turtle."

My 04 Corolla was named "the six million dollar shadowfax", because my buddy had an old Corolla named "shadowfax" that died. We could rebuild it. We had the technology.

1984 Audi Coupe GT (black): Max. Part Mad Max, part Blue Max.

My Lexus LX450 is named Fiona after the princess in Shrek. She's green, big, and can kick some ass if she needs to. Also, since she's a Lexus, she's soft and comforting too.

However, the military still won't allow Manning to grow her hair longer.

• 27-inch WQHD touchscreen

Lenovo Horizon 2. I will prefix this with its a specialized tool, and if you have no need for the extreme space savings and touchscreen, you are better off with something else, but you got a lot of raw power and good display in a giant tablet format. It has a spring loaded kickstand, so you can just lift or push down…

But what about my old Atari Lynx?