It took me about 5 seconds too long to get this, but now I can’t stop laughing.

Do women have to do all the emotional labor for relationships they’re NOT in, too?

He looks like a sentient stack of Communion wafers.

Wait! Is she hooking up with Idris? Because that’s a MUCH better rumor to start.

That burn is as layered as an onion.

I don’t care if this story is as fake as the day is long, it is REAL tabloid gossip. This is tabloid gossip as it used to be in its glory days before the Kardashians/Real Housewives/Hadids stole all of the covers, along with the odd “Jen is Pregnant” story.

“Best kisser? Leo or Idris?”

Ahahahahahahaha

In all honesty people should leave Colt/49er games as early as they can.

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

She fucked her brand AND got fired for it. Huffpo is reporting she was fired after assembling a portfolio of pictures she wanted to release of Harvey’s victims seemingly being friendly with Harvey. Yes, she was going to attack the victims, again. Harvery’s brother, Bob, became outraged, a shouting match ensued, she…

She is a lawyer. You don’t want her to represent Weinstein, give her more money to drop her client.

In case you weren’t aware, there’s a website made for just people who want to avoid movies with dead animals.

That was a smart bit of marketing.

Yeah, honestly that’s been the most effective marketing for me so far.

Honestly, when I saw there was a dog involved, I was sure I wouldn’t ever see this movie.

The second I saw the dog in the original trailer I noped out. I cannot take animals in peril. Knowing it lives did help me re evaluate.

I’m going to this thing with a bottle of pinot grigio hidden in my bag. There’s a dog who doesn’t die and Idris Elba on a big screen? Fuck all y’all, I’m THERE.

I am ride-or-die already for this fluffy movie already for that “THE DOG LIVES!” teaser. Fuck yeah, this is the feel-good movie spoiler I want!

I will likely never see this, but knowing in advance that the dog doesn’t die DOES tip the scales in this movies favor.