I miiiiight be ok with this bc you know the wedding will be trashy as fuck and the inevitable divorce (18 months?) will be EPIC.
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I’m trying to decide how much of my “lock him up and throw away the key” reaction is based on what a gross pig monkey predatory piece of shite he is and how much is based on my anger over his fucking up the election.
Did Gavin get all of her money in the divorce or something?
I hate everything about this, but probably the 16-year-old crush I had on Gwen back in ‘94 the most.
Ah yes, the teenage seductress who made it impossible for poor Weiner to do anything other than ask her to strip for him. Poor little guy....
R.I.P., Jezebel staff. You had a good run. I really thought it was the Kardashians that were going to do you in, but the Stefani/Shelton vortex got you first.
Ugh are we doing Christmas again this year? Give it a rest, guys.
Daddy likey?
“ She’s Mary Poppins if Mary Poppins had Hannibal Lector’s sense of cool, controlled sociopathy.”
Um, there’s nothing charming about someone who is flaky, messy, and unable to plan in a high-powered job. Like people need a reminder that she’s a useless woman who has failed upward while bastardizing feminism.
This is a mistake. I think they should use her as the straight (wo)man and play her off against the two drunk gals, who start out tipsy and then get white girl drunk by the end of the show. It’ll be like watching a bachelorette party interact with its designated driver, and everyone knows bachelorette parties are just…
My BFF has 3 cats and a child. She recently went couch shopping and sent me pictures of a lovely small white sectional. “Wtf are you fucking thinking!!!!” I texted back. She eventually went with a dark gray, and yesterday she thanked me for talking her out of the white. White furniture is only for people who have…
No one with three kids, a dog, AND a pristine white couch is relatable in my book. Kids and dog, sure. A white couch. With kids and dog? Nope. I’m out. Don’t buy it.
No but guys, haven’t you heard?
Someone resurrected this gem:
This one made me the laugh the most:
The only thing Trump is competent at, is spending other people’s money instead of his own.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL