I can’t totally disagree with this, but possibly 50's England rather than America - religion and guns aren’t our thing. It’s called the Tyranny of Distance- everything happens here 10 years after the rest of the world.

He always reminds me of this:

I suddenly want a Charlotte and Harry sitcom and I don’t even watch TV.

This kid’s entire life must be so intimidating! Which is not to say hard, because clearly it’s not... but I mean, I was scared of my parents’ friends until I was probably 12. And my parents don’t know any heads of state.

He looks very nervous to me, and those dark circles under his eyes say tired as well. I think George is a sensitive little boy who’s been thrust on to the world stage through no fault of his own, and doesn’t really dig all the attention.

I was hit by a car and clinically dead for five minutes.

Yeah. The thing that scares and depresses the crap out of me is the idea that I will simply cease to be. Everything I am, everything I remember, everything I know, everything I feel will just be... gone. I’m having trouble coming to terms with that.

Coming as you’re going? Sounds indecisive to me.

SAME

Jesus I could feel my anxiety rising as I read this.

What Feels Like to Die

At one point, Clooney rises to massage his wife’s shoulders. When he moves out of hearing, I ask what has most surprised her in their four years together.

I mean, really.

THAT’S THE ONE. FUCKIN’ IRON YOUR SHIRT, JON.

I just listened to it today and I heard him say that! I’m so out of it I assumed it was a cool girl’s name. Lovett is gay? And dating Ronan Farrow? I’m so ashamed, usually I’m the one on top of this nonsense!

They both seem nice, and it’s nice when nice people are happy?

Okay, okay. THANK YOU. See, I was listening to Pod Save America yesterday and he slipped in something about “Ronan” while talking about Sonos, or whatever, and I DIDN’T KNOW. I obsessively was googling things for like, 20 minutes, trying to find proof that it’s real life. I don’t know why I’m so into this, but I am.

The only secret couple I want to see finally go public is Jon Lovett and Ronan Farrow.

The OG pic, for reference:

Yes! I don’t know why I care about Jamie and Katie so much. But I do. fuck Tom Cruise.