Pressly has her moments, but something about the way Faris can portray the exact sound of the wind between her ears is friggin magical to me. It takes true intelligence to act so blessedly stupid and I want to meet her. And maybe pet her head.

Yeah, Chris “they don’t make movies that speak to me as a white man!” religious, hunting for sport, conservative dude Pratt seems like a d-bag.

YUP. Sorry Chris.... you’re overrated, go hunt some bears or some shit, Anna.... call me :).

eh..i’d take Jaime Pressly over Farris.

generally accepted as one of Hollywood’s most adorable couples

What? We’re sad? Anna Farris can do better. Chris Pratt had one adorable role as Andy Dwyer, then when the big fame hit he word vomited his real, problematic thoughts about how it’s men’s “turn” to be objectified in film and about how there aren’t enough films that are about white hetero guys like him.

All of you are wrong. The correct takeaway from this is that ANNA FARIS is now single. I want no part of that mouthbreather, bring me the one they call... House Bunny.

I always thought they’d work out because they seem like the exact same type of asshole (which is fine, so are my partner and I) but I can see how one person getting more famous exacerbates that.

Let’s hope neither of them gets the cat.

I’m always kind of suspicious of people who are so OTT about their adoration of their spouse. Like, who are you trying to sell it to? I bet he cheated. Seems like it was bound to happen after the dad bod to ripped transformation.

Their reps say they’ll still anger people with their treatment of pets, just individually.

Same with those (campaign) rallies he keeps throwing. He’s desperate for adulation, and he sure as hell ain’t getting it elsewhere.

Exactly! He wants people to admire him.

He loves weddings so much, he had three of them!

Worked a job that paid $10 an hour every summer in university, in DC, in 100 degree heat, OUTDOORS. I’m a pale, freckled redhead who burns through SPF 50. It sucked. But I powered through, BECAUSE IT WAS MY FUCKING JOB. (I also did this job throughout DC winters, which also was pretty miserable.)

Yeah, I think the bride/groom made an informed decision, but I feel bad for the innocent bystanders. Can you imagine, you’re already dreading going to your shitty conservative cousin’s wedding because when her Facebook isn’t MAGA it’s a fucking wedding countdown clock, and all you’re looking forward to is the open…

If he crashed a random wedding that was not on one of his properties, he would run a good 60% chance, at least, of being asked to kindly fuck off. These appearances are to make him feel good, not the bridal couple.

Good white people from the U.S.A., you should have more weddings just to keep him occupied.

“The Center for American Progress Action Fund’s website IsTrumpAtMarALago.org estimates that Trump’s weekend vacations at Mar-a-Lago have already cost taxpayers $29 million.”

Well, Mother Theresa was actually kind of an asshole.