I started my morning with a fake masturbation video.

Yesterday I came across some communication among youths who were discussing the Bella Thorne post. I smiled to myself and said “I know who this person is thanks to Bobby Finger.”

I really don’t think Beyoncé and jayz care about Aaron. That Is A LIE!

You can be sure the Republicans will put on a delightful kabuki over this, lots of downcast faces, mournful statements, and waving of the flags. All the while plotting their next move in Capitol offices/back rooms and secretly laughing and celebrating that the old fart/thorn in their side is finally gone. House of…

That’s what I’ve heard. And Beau Biden, who was awfully young for a glioblastoma patient.

I sure he has/will, even if it’s never made public. Joe Biden is a class act, and he worked with McCain for decades in the senate.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Biden reached out to the McCains.

He has the same type of brain cancer that killed Ted Kennedy and Joe Biden’s son, Beau. It’s aggressive and very difficult to survive. What an awful way to go.

Yup, even with the best care, this cancer takes out about 90% of diagnosed patients within 18 months. There is an incredibly slim chance he will make it. He does have good genes, as far as that goes — the grandmother Meghan mentions in her statement is John’s mother, who is 102 or so and still quite alive.

Could this explain his strange questioning during the Comey hearing?

No. I don’t care how much the guy sucks, I wouldn’t wish glioblastoma on anyone. It took my grandmother in six months and it’s awful.

You’re a tremendous asshole.

Only 45% of Trump supporters believe that Don Jr. attended that meeting with the Russian lawyer for dirt on Clinton. Something he himself openly confirmed.

I thought she was married to Cotton Weary, the man who was erroneously sent to prison for the murder of Maureen Prescott?

Because what the world needs is more books about luck in the packaging of “you can work hard and have this life too!”

There is nothing more off-putting than someone crowing about their success—that they achieved by fucking up and not being especially talented.

Cover clearly needs more shiplap and a dumb sign in the background that says “Faith” or “Family”

As a child who once had to share a room, I’m like WTH with that guest room? There’s just...an extra room, that no one uses, and I have to share with my sibling?!?!?!?

I’ve never seen it before, and now I will just stare at my own apartment and hate it, silently seething that I don’t have a green lacquered bar off of my library.

Translation of Thorne quote: