Amazing pancakes for life.

They’re going to be proud parents to a beautiful baby Prince.

There have definitely been people in your life who’ve told you that you’re not funny. You should’ve listened to those people.

Oh honey, Fox News is a bit further down the hall, to the right.

Wtf...I cant with this nonsense (not you these dumb reveals aand this one in particular).

So the pregnant woman lost the fetus at its own party? Ughhhhghsgsvduf.

My first instinct is that this is a jilted lover/ former abuser situation, and the fact that that’s where my mind immediately goes devastates me.

My ma adopted a shitzhu who was a baby machine for the first 7 years of her life. My mother is undiagnosed bipolar and focused all of her mania on this dog. Her demeanor and body language encouraged anxiety and neuroticism in the dog, which is expressed in aggressive and and nervous behaviour around other dogs and…

“the legendary Will Smith, 48, and his equally famous son Jaden, 19"

But... you still don’t know her dog.

Eh. My mom got the sweetest dog at the shelter about a year and a half ago, and eventually he turned into a growler and a biter and a dog with food aggression. Through multiple trainers and boardings, she’s finally looking to re-home him. It really does happen.

Oh, it’s a FACT.

I know you won’t see this, but you are a big deal to me and I’m happy for you.

I’ll miss this.

The whole situation is not even worth anyone’s time. But my friend posted this meme and it gave me a good giggle.

She Shookus all night long...

Bisshhhhhh.... You clocked two stories with this.

Damn, you went there. I love that you went there.

That is the overall worry from the comments I’ve seen elsewhere. There’s already an understanding that we probably won’t have him for much longer and now adding the possibility of broken heart syndrome on top of that.

women date their fathers.......