Thanks! Unfortunately, the courtroom restrictions on recording/transmitting/who can leave or stay in the courtroom aren’t ideal for putting together thorough stories quickly; any/all typos are accidents. So thank you for being understanding and not just leaving the more common “typos, you suck” comment.

APPARENTLY Mehgan didn’t GO to the COLLEGE where they teach WRITING in ways that don’t make you RANDOMLY CAPITALIZE WORDS FOR EMPHASIS.

This.

In last week’s DirtCast, one of the guests mentioned that many celeb couples are fake and they’re usually together for 2-3 years. He also mentioned that there was a very prominent fake relationship break up recently that ended at the telltale 3 year mark where the actress in it had seen decent gains in career success…

They do seem pretty awful, and very focused on fame and material success.

Eddie does this SO well. Even before all of this came out to such a degree (there were rumors for years), I always thought Cosby was a racist, sanctimonious prick. The Cosby Show is downright insufferable! Fucking awful shit.

I remember a story where Aaron Rodgers’s father complained about how he had to try to score good tickets for games through his teammates after he cut him off.

Random thought: Does anyone else think Beyonce has already given birth and is elaborately rolling out pre-shot photos for random holidays and events in the meantime? I think we will get a very delayed birth announcement, once shes ready to go public again. How long since she’s been seen in public??

I do. I was eschewing work duties by reading Jezebel. And now it is recorded for all time.

If I wanted to sleep at an Applebee’s, I would just sleep at an Applebee’s.

Will they offer free continental breakfast with artisan covfefe?

Sadly she died yesterday about an hour before the vet came. I’ve been bingeing sit coms all day to keep my mind off how lonely and sad I am. I really appreciate you asking.

OK. So it’s not just me that finds this possibility fascinating. I am with you. I would pay a lot. Prince Phillip has zero filter when he he so chooses. What’s the bet he thinks Trump is a jumped up, common, nouveau riche, classless braggart who needs to be put in his place. Prince Phillip is just the fella to do it.…

Of course since the Manchester mayor got 0 condemnations from trump.

This whole thing is like the drunken uncles of America are lurching around representing all the rest of the family.

We’ve got your Rex Tillerson here at the moment. Urghhh.

Hopefully, the Mayor has started something.

If only more leaders had the stones to stand up and say they dont want him to visit.

My thighs stand between my phone and an ignoble toilet-death.