My face when reading about Jon Gosselin

I ship Cory and Mindy so fucking hard

“We’re told it’s burlesque-style, a la “Magic Mike””

I think just about everyone can concur that Obamacare isn’t the perfect plan, but it wasn’t intended to be. It was a first attempt to fix our absurdly f’ed up system, and changes still need to be made (being less beholden to the delicate feelings of the insurance industry would be a good start) - even Democrats agree…

The most successful people are those who are good at plan B.

You’d be my hero tbh

Donald: this is the deal, take it or leave it!

fuuuuuuuuuuuuckk

Unless you’re taking about slavery. Then it was 1,000 years ago and everyone should shut up it’s over!

“Repealing Obamacare” will be the new “overturning Roe v. Wade” now that Roe v. Wade will be overturned—i.e., something that stupid people say.

thats the master negotiator, thats the deal maker, thats the businessman at work.

This whole thing cracks me up. As soon as the GOP realized they now had power, they knew they were fucked. They knew they had to craft a plan after spending eight years promising that they would, they knew that it would be incredibly unpopular, they knew the ACA was enjoying record approval ratings, they knew all of…

A few pundits had speculated that the divisions within the Republican party would actually flare up if they managed to get a Republican into the White House, and that would be more damaging to them in the long run than if they lost the 2016 election.

This, folks, is the great negotiator, Donald J. Trump, at work. Not hard to see why he’s run so many businesses into the ground....

Sadly, Dearest Leader Drumpf thinks 17% makes a majority.

Never stop reminding Republicans that they had 7 years to come up with a replacement. 7 years.

What’s hilarious about all of this is that if you take him at his word (i.e. that Obamacare is a horrible system that is hurting people), then he’s essentially willing to saddle America with terrible healthcare out of SPITE.

how you gonna threaten me with a gift, don?

as an aussie having moved to the US, I love how the taxi driving running the freshly red light makes it to the cut. I see that BS 100 times a day here in the US