This is what a Cadillac is:

I always call every Tesla model a Tesla. And every Fiat a POS.

Hearing Hamilton complain on the radio while Ferrari grasps defeat from the jaws of victory would be amazing!

And constant, nonsensical digressions—nobody does digressions better, a lot of people say. “The best digressions,” they all say. “Nobody does it better” and I know it’s true, but what they don’t like is when the lying haters fake media lie and say I ramble and get lost and don’t have the slightest clue what is…

You know words. You have the best words.

CAN I WRITE FOR YOU? I’m a beautiful writer. I would give myself a A+ in writing. And winning. And you can tell Alanis and that other broad I have tremendous, tremendous respect for women. Mother thinks very highly of my writing. I write better than Mexico, all of it. SAD!

If your Sony car dies, does that make it a Walkman?

When Tesla screws up: Jalopnik goes out of its way to remind people how bad of a misstep it is. Repeatedly.

370Z 50th Anniversary Edition.

This is so freaking cool. Only supercar in years I’ve gotten even remotely excited about. If you have any issue with an analog, mid-engined, NA V12 supercar with a stickshift, please turn in your Jalop card at the door and drive on home in whatever uninteresting crossover you came here in.

“runs out at what we call Ferrari revs, so around 9500 rpm.”

Carlos? 

Neutral: If I were the head of Nissan, I think I’d start by making underpowered, uninspired cars with a CVT. Then focus on fleet sales to prop up volume. Rather than update the Z to bring it into this millennium, I’d keep milking that for several more years.

What kind of “experts” don’t suggest a Honda Accord Sport 2.0T which is a similar motor to the Type R.   Comes in a Manual Transmission and is a great family sedan and what I’d expect would be Honda reliability. 

At least theirs work with the design language of the rest of the vehicle. Can’t say the same for BMW, honestly.

Sadly will have to pass.  Looks great, but I think it will scrape on my driveway.

I guess I got to know about Lambo with the Countach, then Miura and later on the Diablo, so those are the cars that define Lambo to me.

“I think that a Lambo dude....?”

Oh man I love this so much. It’s like a HotWheels fever dream. I literally guffawed at the picture of the rear end. It’s so silly. Like, dual-triple exhausts, who would even?

He said he wanted to land in jail when he steps on the throttle. Technically pulling out of the driveway onto public roads requires ‘stepping on the throttle’.