It’s drives me fucking crazy when people a) don’t understand words and then b) leap to the wrong conclusions based on their misunderstanding. The way the OP obviously equated “idiosyncratic” with “idiot” was painful to read.

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

I don’t understand people needing chilled to almost frozen butter. I get WHY it’s often served that way, but I’ve seen some people get upset when the butter isn’t at a temperature that will mean their roll or bread will be destroyed by the time they are ready to eat it.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/29/ove…

As a parent of a young child, that $100,000 check would immediately need to be used as bail after I beat the ever loving shit of the pervert who just handed it to me.

That’s it? 1.4 Million for 14 victims? Seriously?

It’s funny because that’s how I feel about alcohol. Booze baffles me. Headache, dehydration, not to mention the hangover.

I don't get why people drink. It either makes me sick or makes me sleepy. To each his own.

Hoo boy, sounds like girlfriend had some issues. I’m sorta torn between contempt and pity.

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

They do. And grown men shouldn’t be treated like they can’t have emotions and weaknesses and needs, either. And women and girls also shouldn’t be tasked with bearing the burden of doing all the emotional labor of taking care of men and maintaing relationships (and childcare, and housework, and they shouldn’t be…

“Elsie Otter is a wonderful name. I’d hire her”

The bride not being able to be there points out how truly painful it really is and somehow makes the generosity even more profound to me.

While I hate acronyms without context as much as you, “TL;DR” is one of those that normally doesn’t need to be explained. Like when someone uses “etc.” in their writing. They shouldn’t have to spell out et cetera the first time, even though there may be a few who don’t know what etc. means.

fixed that for you

“I felt violated, and my body said wait a minute, this ain’t right. So I was uneasy.”

Now we’ve really got bad blood

They’re calling this one “Squad Goals,” but why not just go all the way and call it “The Taylor Swift”?