I feel like it is now my responsibility as a cool fashionable young woman to start smoking e-ciggs indoors.

That Julia Louis Dreyfus interaction was too good.

So fierce in those heels. Can I even walk in heels that well?

Pretty sure the lights they use to light up that area for the cameras are just really bright.

This is real?

Oh, I know. I love me some coke as well. Not that much though. I can't imagine even desiring that much coke.

I literally got to the first clip before the infuriation was too much. I can't even read about this. WHY. WHY DO CELEBRITIES DO THIS. ITS DUMB. ITS UNNECESSARY. ITS OFFENSIVE. STAHP.

" I couldn't go without 30 minutes to an hour without cocaine and I would bring it on airplanes"

This made me cry. All the happy faces. All the unabashed joy. Ugh, the empathy.

Although, while the existence of such tests and their relative ease to create didn't seem like an issue I still wonder how they'll prosecute drugged drivers.

It looks like Queensland uses a saliva based marijuana road test (which also tests for Meth and MDMA).

a joke. one of the most obvious jokes here.