Getting closer. There was a bit of lightsaber action in Rogue One, but only in the denouement. Towards the end of the movie, there’s a scene where Vader slices through the security crew of a Rebel cruiser like a hot knife through butter. The whole sequence is filmed like a slasher movie, and actually pretty fantastic.

halfway through Rogue 1 I was done with jedis.

Yeah, exactly. I was highly confused why the question was even entertained, much less answered! Do your research, people.

Isn’t this literally what the Fantastic Beast movies are? The first one was pure tripe and the next one has Johnny Depp playing Wizard Hitler so I’m not holding my breath on it being much better.

This isn’t quite Chris Brown getting a tattoo of Rihanna’s bruised and bloodied face on his neck, but it’s in the same ZIP code.

I think Drew answered the question wrong. The wife wasn’t saying swipe perpendicular. She was saying hold it perpendicular, which is what’s happening in the video. Weirdo husband does what dude in the video does, but with the stick turned 90 degrees.

I knew someone would bring this up, and I knew it would bring on a thousand comments of rage. Did not disappoint.

Counterpoint: Diet Coke does more for me to calm a hangover then coffee. I need the bubbles to settle my stomach.

Sometimes as a 30+ year old gamer, I don’t know whether I miss my free time that allowed me to play so many video games, or if I breathe a sigh of relief because I don’t have to deal with some of this stuff.

Wait, they’re removable?

Wait, they’re removable?

Exactly. Even Dickon is somewhat sympathetic and I doubt anyone wanted him to die, but you’d have to be crazy to want the Lannisters (and thus Cersei) to win this war.

Agreed. B&W said in the post show snippet that it was supposed to be a battle where you didn’t know which side to root for...but I think they’re confusing liking a character with rooting for their side to win. I didn’t necessarily want Bronn to die (though honestly, it’s kind of his time), and since the show ruined…

GoT did a good job humanizing the Lannister soldiers with the much-maligned cameo this season, but even so I don’t think the audience will have a problem with Dany’s actions this episode.

It’s been so long since I read the 4th and 5th books, I had forgotten how truly batshit insane Euron is. I wish they could have given him more of his book persona in the show, but he would easily overshadow Cersei’s pettiness, and I think they really want to leave her as the main antagonist.

He doesn’t want to say no. He wants his kid to have fun playing a video game. And he wants that more than he wants a bunch of cool video game swords.

This is a blog. These guys aren’t journalists (nor are most games writers), and they don’t claim to be.

it’s always easy in these comments to tell who doesn’t have kids

Hook. Cried buckets. In my defense, I was 15 and basically an angsty skinbag of hormones.

Yeah I’m used to seeing...well a different kind of connection with giant tentacle monsters and women.

That scene in the space jam sequel when Jordan recruits the stars of today and Kevin Durant takes a look around and joins the Monstars. Gets me every time.