Fuck, that got dark
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I had a similar moment on a Boy Scout camping trip. For some reason I decided to throw a metal canteen at a kid who was pretty far away - “Stephen is way over there, this canteen will probably just land in the bushes next to him and scare him!” Nope, the full-ass metal canteen hit him right in the temple and dropped…
Makes me sad, he’s crying because he never gets to see his son.
Yeah, watching a team score 48, 59, 66, or 70 points is boring. Who the heck likes touchdowns?
I think McConnell already shit on that infrastructure plan.
Except he wasn’t elected by the working class. Hillary won the under $50k/yr bracket by 11 points. Trump won the over $50k/yr bracket by 2 points. If you break down further, the poorer people are the more they voted for Hillary.
Washington. I’m guessing several of their games have been played past your bedtime.
Auburn is currently losing to fucking Vanderbilt.
This is what you should use to cut your pizza:
I don’t think you’ve watched them play at all.
You sound like a real wuss.
Seems like a great thing for police to use when looking for fugitives. Cheaper than a helicopter.
Holy cow she looks amazing in that picture. As far as non-aging goes, I think she took the crown from Stacey Dash.
Don’t rub a bunch of shit on a ribeye like that. You bought a nice steak, don’t you want to taste it? If you must add something, make a lightly herbed compound butter (actual herbs, not fuckin weed).
Um, that’s exactly why they would love a Trump network. Sadly, I think there are millions of people that would pay ~$10 a month for an echo chamber network, even if it was just an online only streaming option.
My friend’s dad (who was president of the HS booster club, and therefore known by MANY people) mixed up his kicking words at a HS football game once. He yelled at the top of his lungs in the middle of the crowd “NICE CUNT!! ...PUNT! ..KICK!”
I’ve had maybe 5 or 6 bills folded up in there - it about doubled the thickness and was annoying enough that I was looking for places to spend the 4 $1 bills I had. But that has only happened once over the year I’ve had it, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’ve had maybe 5 or 6 bills folded up in there - it about doubled the thickness and was annoying enough that I was…
Your parents are/were morons.
What’s the nickname and what is your name, I must know.