Last weekend a guy I see once or twice a year made a goof with faggot in the punchline, and it was really funny (he doesn’t mean it “that” way) but I think part of why it was so funny was it was so unexpected to hear that word these days.

I want Chell for my shelf, but will never get this game.

This list blows, only 1 of the shows is on Netflix, meaning the other 4 are useless to me.

wtf are you for real? This show sucks: http://adequateman.deadspin.com/why-your-child…

That’s not really reseasoning each time, as the oil is not bonding with the pan.

I got a really weird craving for beets last week, so I bought some for the first time in my life and yeah, fuck those things. Am I buying food or shrubbery??? They can be delicious though.

Yeah fair trade sugar is sooooo pretentious. (I just hurt my eyes by rolling them too hard.)

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Daaaaaamn it Friday is only available through third party sellers on Amazon and they want $70 for it. My wife is out of town and I was hoping to get my nerd on....