The girl.

“Sit down next to me and take your talking to”?

I can’t fucking stand Bill Burr and his ilk ie comedians whose whole schtick is railing against political correctness. I mean he’s not wrong about white women but comedy should be about punching up, not down. I wouldn’t say telling LGBTQ+ people that they aren’t sufficiently oppressed and calling Black people “equator…

Slavery was hard and so is this? OMG. Somebody is so getting fired.

I’m disappointed to see an article like this that doesn’t link this Jez classic.

so do they wish to think of Ginsburg and her legacy as being purely inspiring and uncomplicated.

so do they wish to think of Ginsburg and her legacy as being purely inspiring and uncomplicated.

Would these possibly be available in a cargo shorts version? I’d need a dedicated cellphone pocket.

“Fight China, got it.”

$1950 for a yeast infection, a sweaty ass and weird red marks on my hips? Hard pass.

If this is deemed to be true, this wannabe Dr. Mengele should be prosecuted to the very furthest extent of the law. What an absolute fucking ghoul and cartoon monster of a “doctor.”

“...he requires the approval of the detention center before conducting any procedures, denying the allegations that he had performed operations without informed patient consent.”

These are two different concepts. Also, does Dr. Mahendra Amin speak Spanish, and how long does he confer with his patients before he…

*Monstrous 

Her flip turns are going to be EPIC.

You’ve sunk my MAGAship!

respect my rights and no one else’s

My aunt, who is obsessed with money and status, asked me how things were going in the big city. I described my job. She then proceeded to ask, “Does it pay a lot?” I responded with, “That’s a rude question.” She replied, “Oh, no, no, no. I just mean, can anyone get that job?” I responded, “Well, you probably…

I briefly spent part of my teenage years in Montana in an institution for troubled children that I will blithely refer to as a reform school. I was ecstatic to go there as my home life was severely dysfunctional due to a parent with toxic malignant narcissism, and the school was literally in another country.

I am so glad for this one. In high school (in Texas) I had a really really shitty long distance running coach. He was a total dick and often didn’t acknowledge when people had heat stroke or problems that were arising from the INSANE HEAT AN HUMIDITY found in TX. I had zero respect for him and pretty much only joined…

I have absolutely no wit or timing whatsoever, but once, just once in my life, I delivered a zinger.