jnemesh
jnemesh
jnemesh

Rushed design is crap. Film at 11.

You DO need a SD card, if you want to play more than one game on it! Hell, one of the games announced wont even FIT on the internal memory! So you spent $418. Probably bought a game too, right? So close to $500 for your initial purchase, bub.

Console + game + SD card + pro controller (or charge grip). You will br spending AT LEAST $500 bub!

Newsflash: Not many are going to buy a Switch. Too many design flaws...from the self-scratching screen/dock combo to the flimsy kickstand that won’t let your charge while you play (USB is on the bottom, DUMB!). Only die hards will shuck out the $500+ you are going to have to spend to get this joke of a product.

That’s the biggest issue. The inability to charge while it’s in “kickstand” mode is a HUGE fail! The proprietary nature of the charger is also a fail. Lack of bluetooth audio is pretty damning too!

Too many negatives to overcome the OUTRAGEOUS price they are asking users to pay. Buy a game, a memory card, and a charge grip for the joycons and you are around $500! NO THANKS!

Everyone KNOWS that spoons make you fat! Just like guns kill people!

Amazing! Now you can get a substandard console for a bargain price!

Amazing! Now you can get a substandard console for a bargain price!

Xbox One! The best place to play tired old games that live in Gamestop’s bargain bin!

Garbage mobile ports incoming. Even less enthusiastic about Switch now...didn’t think that was possible!

Move to south america or another 3rd world country then...no regulations! Do what you want! You might get cancer from the water, or have trouble breathing the air, but hey, no pesky regs!

Only a matter of time before they just gave up and started giving it away. I don’t think I have ever been more disappointed in a game going from awesome concept to crappy finished product. 

Xbox One, the best place to play last generations tired old games...

call a wahmbulance! Seriously, fuck players like you.

Yes, it’s called “civilization”...try it sometime.

WTF? You WANT people digging around YOUR home or business where lack of proper engineering could result in property damage or loss of life?

Come ON! You are giving the rest of the cunts a bad name here by association!

The two aren’t mutually exclusive...

Bloodborne, Rez Infinite, Nioh, and The Last Guardian should be enough to justify it!

Ah! My eyes burn! Make it STOOOOOP! :)