I don’t even have to see the autoplay videos because I’ve fixed my browser. But I just locked my work computer and a notification is on the screensaver about the thing playing, with an option to pause.

Deadspin’s bosses, turn this ridiculous shit off, it’s not making you money and it’s pissing off all your readers…

Ultimately, everything is political. I forget who actually said it, but the aphorism that we do not have to take an interest in politics for politics to take an interest in us is absolutely true—and it’s of vital importance to the present situation.

More importantly, Acti-Blizz (and the NBA, and South Park) took a…

Seriously, fuck automatic windows. If I want it the whole way down, I’ll hold the button until the window is down.

Yeah, having to fiddle with the switch a dozen times because you only want it open an inch or two, but the damn auto opener keeps trying to open it entirely or shut it entirely and you have to try and jab it just at the right time for the amount of open you want. Better to have to hold it down, so you have better…

Seeing as how Edison is still looked upon fondly and has revisionists who defend him to this day to the point that they edit his Wikipedia article I highly doubt that.

agreed, and I would never buy a potato without a social media presence. 

Your headline should be corrected to “You shouldn’t use Tesla’s Autopilot for naptime” because, clearly, you can.

Fucking dirt worshiping cocksuckers. Better than getting traded to the Yankton Snatches though.

I apologize for judging SAS earlier, who is clearly suffering from being batshit crazy.

Asking questions as to how this is going to actually work is legitimate reporting, especially given the past “trust me, this is going to work” turning into a completely different concept.

Elon Musk is easy to hate because of the inferior way he treats everyone. We’re ALL stupid to Elon and need to just let him run things the way he wants them run. If he ran a country he’d be a dictator. Even without a country, he’s still got the dic part down.

lol, someone does not understand our new global economy. 

When coasting in gear you aren’t wearing the clutch

Quibble on point 2. That assumes the autopilot system is working as intended and getting valid inputs.

Walter Matthau was 2 cool 4 SNL, bruh.

JFC the internet is so awful that I was 4 sentences in before I was sure this was sarcasm.

From time to time, I would zone out in the BMW and find myself 10 miles down the highway still in 5th gear.

Joe Buck immediately criticized it when he did it, and I used it as an opportunity to explain to my wife why everyone on deadspin hates Joe Buck.  Pretty sure she really enjoyed the conversation.

Jason didn’t argue that Musk is or isn’t worth $20 million here, the point is that the harsher punishment was completely unnecessary. Musk could have accepted the initial settlement and chose not to, making matters worse for himself and for Tesla (though the extra year of being banned from the chairman position will…

Hi Larry!