Mitsubishi Diamante. I'm pretty sure it was a shitty car, but the name was cool sounding.

@jetRink: Yeah it really doesn't stop anyone from the week before to about two weeks after shootin fireworks every night out in the burbs... It's like the cops don't care and just watch them

@HardwareWars: I need bleach to rub in my eyes now...

The 2-Eleven. Its super light so it'd probably float wherever. Plus its got enough power to go pretty fast...

@porsche9146: You're lucky, One cylinder is two of my truck engines...

I think my truck could do it in over 20 minutes... probably a little more... 55 to 60 is the comfortable speed range and the speedometer only goes to 100 (which I doubt it'll go that fast).

@fhrblig: Agreed. I have a '97 Nissan pickup, got it for 3k. Its got A/C but I never use it because it make the engine run likes it's twice as small. I still get right around 30 mpg when I don't shift like a maniac. 220k miles and still goin! I think all of the 90's light pickups could fall in this category.

@spiegel1: Another classic reason I read Jalop during work!

@spiegel1: Congrats! It's still a pile of crap..

He might have read "Test Drive" as "Demolition Derby".

I'm still confused on why you need a DVD player in a super expensive sports car. Is the car really not that enouh for you that you have to watch "Backdoor Sluts 9" on a 7 inch screen in the dash? Maybe it was caused by a different type of short in the electrical system...

Tricked out Prius. Nothin says "I'm a douchebag that enjoys tuner cars" more than this...

@Jim-Bob- 348k miles and counting: Yes please. Diesel Fit? That probably would be super fun to drive while getting at least 70 MPG! I'm in right now, just name your price!

@PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287: That's why I prefer my method of pushing my truck down a hill and popping the clutch to start.

Pickups with less clearance than a car. I'm sorry, it's a truck. If you didn't want to have to step up into the cab, don't buy a truck. these make me die on the inside every time.

@spiegel1: 4 rolls, lol funny colors

@patman: It's like a school bus that hangs out with a bunch of ferraris and its painted the same way too

The Lincoln MKT. I've never driven it and truthfully I won't because it looks like the ugliest thing ever... Its not that its a crossover or that its super low to the ground. It's the front grill that looks like a whale smiling in silver.

@Ash78, Friendface lurker: I'll have to check this weekend if I get the Speed channel... because if I do, Sunday will be me parked on the couch.

@Ash78, Friendface lurker: It's on fancy cable? That's at least a step closer... maybe if the world cup wasn't going down it MIGHT have a better chance to get on TV...