Hottest mom, at least.

And your mum was hot...! :+p

True, but Donald deserves it.

Good luck with that. The dogs will smell this much crack before it’s even south of Hamilton.

This is the truck I would love to see Trudeau and Melania in, on their first date.

I was going to say CP, but then I realized how many spoilers are on the truck. That's a lot of value in gas savings, right? I probably don't understand aerodynamics. 

Exactly. It’s largely the same car with some performance bits and new interior and bodywork. Being a “special limited edition” is worth something, but not a nearly 10x multiplier on the sticker price.

It’s very much a niche vehicle, but there are very few well sorted ones left. $5k is a pretty reasonable estimate for what a clean one should go for. 

Same. For $5k it would be worth the risk to listen to that motor twice a month.

Seems like a pretty cheap ticket to Radwood to me. Hate the shifter but I bet the exhaust sounds incredible, and few climates preserve old cars like Seattle’s. In a different time, I’d be all over this. 

Yeah, I’m a fairly masculine dude, and I’d definitely drive this thing. Shit, yellow’s considered pretty effeminate, and that’s the best-looking factory color these came with...so why not pink?

I think I may have relayed this story to you at the Jalopnik meet-up in Austin, but I once owned a pink car. The problem was, on account of being colorblind, I didn’t know it for three months.

You can always do a wrap... No overspray or sanding.

Because I already pay for a “subscription” to DirecTV who carries Motor Trend TV.  If it’s app only and isn’t on the actual fucking channel, that’s a problem.

Hurray! You actually listened! A CO sh*tbox is far better than a midwest cr@pcan, yet the cost is the same. While the clearcoat will be nothing but chalk and the headlights opaque from the sun, I would not doubt that the exhaust is original and still 100%. My guess is that you will be able to do the clutch with little…

As long as the chain isn’t too long, and sturdy enough, they should be fine for decades, and more likely to seize on than to break off.

All great suggestions. Add this to the list of V8s- loaded used Scatpacks are easily under $35K. Bonus points if Purple.

You need a V10.

In Houston, gots $$$, and wants to do burnouts? There is only one answer...and it ain’t a V8...

as nice of a cruiser as the Chally is,