I still don’t understand how they can even fit anyone back there without the suggested roofline change.

5/4ths scale - Chevy Sonic?

The paint’s just the first layer; after a crowded Cars and Coffee, she’ll be rocking a sweet Christmas color scheme.

There’s something about Green Muscle cars...

Hopefully this makes it easier for the crowds of people to see and get out of harms way.

The ‘classic’ color is called “Lime Gold”.

Makes me miss the Viper.

Sure we’re not. We’re not gonna crash into crowds either.

The wagon version is a better deal, now that you mention it. Damn near half the price, far more practicality, and you can easily get it up to the horsepower numbers of the new one with not a whole lot of the $30k you saved. And it comes with a manual. 

It would be a ‘frunk’ if the rear trunk was called ‘runk’

*frunk

Opens trunk “HOLY SHIT THE ENGINE FELL OUT!!!”

Roomy? Functional back seat? Practical daily driver? Fun? Well-appointed interior? The answer, my friend, is the Lamborghini Espada. 

The answer is always CTS V Wagon. The going price for these is insane, but damn, if it this is not the perfect vehicle for this guy, I don’t know what is

Easy one here. Sporty car under 50k for family duty? Stinger. It’s not that common and if bought in the right color can have a striking presence.

Cadillac CTS-V Wagon

You CTS-V’s all day long for that budget. If you can get past CUE, that is.

I thought we liked the Kia Stinger around here for these sorts of priorities? Did I miss a memo?

Dodge Charger Scat Pack/392. Big Car but not too big, also although Chargers are common, Scatpacks/392s are not especially if you get a nice color like Blue/Purple/Orange/Green. Those who know what it is will recognize and acknowledge it. You can find a new one for $40K and used ones in the mid 30s. It will fit your…

This is infuriating. Why are they so focused on redoing their badging all the time when they should be focused on making products that are compelling on a global level? They are so lost.