I prefer my forced induction cars to be supercharged instead of turbo’d, and I prefer NA to anything boosted. Impressive numbers from this SVO, but I'll pass

I am aware of that.  It’s just not worth $12.5.

They wanted 6 grand more for it than the V8 model when new? This car was a CP when it left the factory. 

CP.  $12,500 for a 4 cylinder Mustang is SVNo.

Ford calls it a “takedown artist.”

in case you wanted to see it with a body colored front bumper

So I probably shouldn’t have watched that video at work without headphones, got a ton of dirty looks from my coworkers. Not because of the sound, but because I was masturbating.

It does seem to be one extreme or the other with people. I’ve heard stories of people driving them once, getting terrified, then parking them and selling them immediately after. Others get “bitten” and go whole hog on them.  My mom has wanted one since they came out and finally got hers a few years before me.  She’s…

When the W12 blows, LS swap. 

UFO beer taste and Natty Light budget. I’ve got you covered.

Don’t just go for exotic, go for supercar. Go for wall poster levels of supercar, the third element in the holy trinity of 1980s eye candy, the Lotus Esprit.

Or the 124 Spider if you want to look even less like a Miata convertible.  There aren’t many of them on the road.

The answer is right there in the original email. Clean early Vipers can easily be had for 35k. AC can be had in the Gen 1 cars starting with the 94 model year. An RT/10 or GTS can both be found in that price range. Everyone has their own definition of exotic, but they are fantastic looking cars still and they will get…

The correct answer is the Pontiac Solstice GXP COUPE. A future classic that’s just coming into its own. A stand out in traffic. More beauty* than handling, more handling than power. And it can be yours RIGHT NOW for less than $35k.

Find a good example and stuff as much horsepower as your budget allows. I know the Jalopeoples may hate the idea, but I still think they’re a hilarious way to have fun and put a smile on your face, even if it’s in short, uncontrolled bursts.

$35k buys the nicest ‘88 Fiero GT with your choice of supercharged 3800 V6/LS/Northstar swap with money left over.

Get that panty dropper

I feel like they’d be hard-pressed to have made this more wrong for their market or any market if they tried.

Warehouse full of brand new 23 year old luxury cars... sketchy story of how they were acquired from someone in bankruptcy... owner doesn’t want anyone talking about him...

I respectfully disagree and would invite you to fuck off good chap. Property management companies have a high tendency to be fucking pieces of shit. I give them zero credibility in this situation.