Shoot. When I turned 12, my mom gave me the "you're old enough to just get flowers on your birthday" talk and opted out of the birthday gifts altogether.

$1,200 for two kids is cheap!

He's as spoiled as she is!

Same. I tell my daughter everyday that I'm the Worst Mom in the World. She laughs and doesn't believe me, but she'll figure out I'm not lying sooner or later.

It's not even like we can't afford it. The bills get paid. The savings get made.

Oh, and FEEL FREEEEEE to skip the gift bags. I won't add disposable trinkets to your home if you don't add them to mine!

My child is 8. Before she was born, I told my husband I would do four birthday parties: 5, 10, 13, and 16. Otherwise, I cannot be bothered.

I'm putting together my "you don't need college to be sussessful" speech. My husband won't let me give it, though.

You have patience.

I'm so glad it worked!

I picked up the idea from somewhere, so I won't take credit for it.

$9 for what? Good luck with that, sweetheart.

The people who are good right off the bat don't tend to stick with it when times get rough. Those who struggle in the beginning are usually better equipped when the tough times come. Keep it up!

I will write a strongly worded letter.

(I didn't want to say that.)

He's only 43? What am I doing with my life?

Netflix must have known I was dissatisfied with Iron Fist because Into the Badlands was the *next* recommendation.

He gets some side eye from Coleen (Colleen?) Wing for the first few episodes, but no. They don't really give it a second thought.

Legion!

TBH, the only Netflix Marvel show I've finished is Luke Cage, and even that wasn't worth the effort to get to the end. I couldn't even stay with Agents of SHIELD on ABC.