Anyone who lost to Trump should be banned from politics. All 18 of them.

Christie tried going to a public beach, but the people from Green Peace kept trying to roll him into the ocean.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

Whenever somebody says they are against something promoting equality or pointing at discriminatory practices (such as feminism, or the BLM movement), it’s always a red flag about their character. And then you get to think about the things they created and where exactly they originate from and it’s a slippery slope to…

You’re welcome.

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

You fucking piece of utter and complete shit, it’s terrorism because it cultivates a culture that you white supremacist pieces of shits can harass and even attack innocent people because everybody else might be too afraid to step up and defend their fellow human beings from garbage wastes of evolution like yourself.…

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

The Celtics already got the last win of their season earlier tonight

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.

i thought Trump was the Russian listening device.

I’m fairly sure by 2020 you’re going to see substantial numbers of Democrats openly campaigning on a Medicare for All platform. If this bill manages to pass, you’ll see even more of them. But feel free to keep using “both sides are bad” as a reason not to vote in midterms, if that’s your thing, I guess. There’s…

“We shouldn’t talk about anything because both sides....”

I am so disgusted with our country. Republicans keep getting rewarded for putting their greed over helping the country. They faced no consequences for bullshit Iraq war, they faced no consequences for 8 years of intense racism aimed at Pres Obama, and I have no faith in our voters to hold these fuckers accountable for…

I think if I became President, the first thing I would do is round up the House and Senate Republicans and execute them for treason. Because that’s what they are guilty of. I always suspected they were, but this is just the flat-out definition.

As someone from the Boston area who’s now lived in Chicago longer than I have anywhere else, I am WELL aware of Boston’s history of racism, including (but obviously not most importantly) as directed towards local sports heroes. Including stuff that happened during the 90s, in my childhood, when someone in my family…

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

First Cloney, outfitted in a fedora and overcoat, physically tried to stop Switzer, but she avoided his clutches.