telling your readers to grow up is decidedly immature. perhaps you should consider your own advice because taken as it is written - it is condescending and insulting. 

Mercedes is undoubtedly a car person, but after her it’s pretty grim.

Oh... I, uh, don’t know if I’ll still come around anymore much after this.

I completely support NP/ND, but this car was literally made for Crack Pipe.

I would actually pay above asking if Ricardo Montalban would drive me around in this van while I yelled “THE PLANE! THE PLANE! THE PLANE!".

One of the dads at my kids’ school drops off his 4 year old with a purple v8 challenger with a stick. Living the dream.

it could have ricardo montalban to drive me around in it and not be a good @ that price

What’s truly rare, is an article worth reading here anymore. I mean, jesus fucking christ this is just sloppy, but you got my click, so congrats. Pictures of the features would have been at least a shitty consolation prize.

What in the actual fuck is happening in this article?  Are you guys at Jalopnik ok?

I’ve read some garbage here, but this is about the garbagiest garbage ever.

I suspect there is an emotional attachment to this vehicle by the purchaser,

Thank god they didn’t know my friend Brandon was in the car.

police chases over trivial shit should stop. “ooh look, his plate is expired, lets chase him!”, “ohh, a black guy in a fancy car”, “ooh, his taillight is out”, “ooh, he cali rolled that stop sign”...  send a ticket with the dashcam video and be done with it.

but this was a felony stop from the get go.  good reason to…

no low-ballers, I know what I got.

Better headline: “Alleged gang member kills pedestrian in street-racing crash”

I’ve driven a Titan for a decade. When I bought mine, the relative value was impossible to pass up. I am not sure the truck maintained that value separation over the years. However, it has been a fine vehicle to own and virtually trouble-free. I’ve driven the Ford and I hated it. I still would definitely consider a…

Plus it’s ugly.

Methinks his alcohol intake came before his onboarding.

I may not hit bottom but I will bang the shit outta the sides.

1st Gear: I don’t think having to use government subsidies to get people to buy EVs is a good plan long term. They need to be made well enough and useful enough to have people buy them regardless. Giving a big discount to the automakers gives them no incentive to figure out how to make them better and cheaper. This is…