The fact that no Republicans care about this, and refuse to denounce it, let alone sign on for criminal prosecution or impeachment proceedings, makes me very uneasy. The way Cheetolini’s lawyers and little Benedict Donald’s lawyers continue to sign off on these stories that continually go from bad to worse, whilst…

If the son’s a twit, you must acquit!

Trump approval rates of course record low...

I WISH I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE I BOUGHT ALL OF THESE AVOCADO TOASTS AND IPHONES

*snaps*

the new hot guy at Global Leaders High School

Note that when Trump says ‘seven years of suffering’, the suffering he’s referring to is that of the wealthy who, as a result of Obamacare, made slightly less than all of the money while sick people got the care they needed. When it is repealed, rich people can finally stop suffering and go back to making almost all…

“Great evening with President @EmmanuelMacron & Mrs. Macron. Went to Eiffel Tower for dinner. Relationship with France stronger than ever.”

I still feel like the fact that this entire administration is employed and I’m spending yet another day since graduating filling out job apps is some kind of sick joke.

EXACTLY! WHAT THE FUCK?!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. **Shudders** Ugh, I want to take a shower for Brigitte. I would have been so repulsed by the up and down look. I say this pretty much every day, but, “I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS DICK BAG IS THE PRESIDENT!”

Look, he didn’t grab her by the pussy so I guess there’s the Presidential pivot we’ve all been looking for.

I do think that’s what he meant but not as a backhanded compliment. I think he is genuinely astounded someone her age could be so attractive.

HR policies don’t apply to CEOs. Didn’t you get that memo?

That’s absolutely what I do when I meet a colleague’s husband. I hold his hands and ogle him while I say: Look at you hottie, you are in good shape. Then I turn to my colleague and say: He’s in such good shape...so handsome (still ogling). This is completely professional behavior in case you did not know.

Trump is a personified HR violation. And of course, he still has a job.

I am just so embarrassed.

Absolutely. ABSOLUTELY. He’s surprised he’s thinking about fucking a woman over 35.

And everyone knows he meant, “for your age.”