Filed to: Like the deserts miss the rain. lol

I wish Bey a safe delivery but I’m already so sick of these babies. *shrug*

Someone who just got handed a giant tax break by a republican congress?

You know as well as I do that isn’t true. Several of these “people” represent districts that have actively voted against their own interests for years. This won’t change a god damned thing.

The shear audacity of this, and to celebrate after, is fucking disgusting.

I don’t know, I feel like we keep saying that about various Republicans and it keeps not being true.

Of course it’s fucking BudLight....of course.

Maybe they sang it because they know those republicans just signed their pink slips. There’s no getting re elected after this.

Numerous reporters spotted carts of Bud Light being rolled into the Capitol in preparation for a GOP House celebration.

His acting career may have taken a dip, but he’s doing really great production work with his company, Plan B. They produced Moonlight, 12 Years a Slave, The Lost City of Z. They take on serious films that are too risky for studios. If he wants to star in a movie, he can produce it himself. Idon’t think he gets…

The budget was also seen as a victory for Democrats because it lacked nearly every cut Trump wanted to make—including the ones to Planned Parenthood, the NEA and Public Radio/Television. It’s a pretty sweet win for a supposedly weak and out of touch Party.

The current President has 5 kids by 3 women and his two previous marriages ended due to his serial infidelity and he pretty clearly wants to fuck one of his daughters but it’s Obama getting turned down for a marriage that’s news.

Right?! He likes smart, powerful women. Who doesn’t?*

Every time someone mentions Hillary, I remember when I used to have such hope. And then I die a little inside.

Andrew Jackson was responsible for the Trail of Tears. Let’s just leave it at that. He was a repulsive man and a horrible president. So he does have a lot in common with Trump.

reveals the apparent political calculations framing his romantic choices; before he met Michelle, Obama had proposed to Sheila Miyoshi Jager, now a professor at Oberlin College.

Wow. Margaret Atwood was exactly right. Men really are afraid women will laugh at them.

Evil racist elf fucker.

If Jeff Session prosecutes somebody for laughing at him, I should be on death row.

Hillary: I take full responsibility for the mistakes my campaign made. Also, there were external forces that shifted the final vote.