This should be the informed consent paragraph artists have to read and initial before signing a contract:

I nearly fell out when I heard the part about Nicki’s brother. I literally had my hand to my chest while listening to this entire thing.

Vince Vaughn gets invited to the Oscars?

This is how my husband looks at a good steak.

Taraji is always happy for other people to win:

Hidden Fences should have taken it all down. Happy that at least the first black Muslim got his though. Mahershala Ali is truly an iconic artist. He makes everything he’s in better and that isn’t just in film but in real life too. He is a charitable force to be reckon’d with, and he ain’t hard on the eyes. …

Find yourself someone who looks at you like Lin Manuel Miranda looks at everybody.

Nicki Minaj is a cross-over artist; the suburbs love her. But with “ShEther,” Remy Ma just pulled Nicki’s ass by the hair, dragging her back inside the projects like only girls from the Bronx can— circa 1988—with door-knockers, vaseline, and 4-finger rings.

honestly, Nicki was the only lady rapper allowed to flourish for several years and she was never really that good.

Barack Obama’s LinkedIn page still says he’s POTUS.

Nicki got 48hr to get in the booth. Remy snatched her soul on that track. Talked about her brother being a child molester, her booty deflate gate, even broke down her deal. Idk how she gonna recover....

Yes, he loves “Which one are you?” and “What’s her name again?”

The way he called the anti-semitism question at his “press conference” underhanded and overly complicated, when he could have said, “We need to shut this hate down.” and been done with it, is unfathomable to me. Your own grandchildren, sir! Your own grandchildren!

You don’t know it, kid, but you threw that block for a lot of people. Vaya con dios, young warrior.

Any leader who calls a free and independent press “the enemy of the people” is an existential threat to democracy.

The moment when she got read for the absurd liar she is: Anderson doesn’t  say a thing, he just reflexively can’t stop laughing at her (though finally he blurts out, “This is so stupid!”). Anyone who hasn’t seen this, let this minute and a half brighten your day....