Why do people like cats?

Friend, you shit in a flushable box.

They just want to be as comfy like us during the cold weather.

Kate Beckinsale also did Emma better.

They also don’t talk about it as if they’re the ONLY PEOPLE EVER to successfully navigate a divorce, co-parenting, and remaining friends with your ex.

If you mean Irish culture or German culture or Italian culture, etc. sure, I can get behind that. But I’d be curious to hear what “white culture” is.

Mayonnaise on everything and subjugating brown people.

Fuck you Gwyneth. So...when I have my son’s Dad over for every fucking Xmas, every fucking Thanksgiving and every fucking Fatner’s Day...even though we haven’t been together in 20 years and my son lives in fucking Japan...I’m some kind of goddamn trail blazer?

Bitch, please. Kate Beckinsale and Michael Sheen have been the public ideal for divorced but still on good terms and co-parenting couple since 2003.

She is truly the most insufferable celebrity out there. Absolutely nauseating.

I.... want Gwyneth Paltrow to stop being Gwyneth Paltrow. Just....be Pepper Potts. Not this, where it makes me have a rage-stroke every time I see her name in the media related to some ridiculous vegan/paleo/something cookbook or conscious uncouplings or whatever the fuck. JUST BE PEPPER POTTS OKAY

The culture of divorce is (1) Las Vegas (2) the Wynn buffet (3) low key drugs (4) Brittany or gtfo

What I think of when I think of “white people” and “culture.”