What blows my mind are the complaints from customers. I’ve had conversations with several different people who complain about unsmiling service employees and I’m just like “why do you even care??” And they act like I’m the unreasonable one.
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I appreciate when employees help me, but I don’t need 14 different workers asking me how am I doing. I know there’s mystery shops (which offer nothing of value), but jeez. The problem is certain customers love the attention. “Oh they’re so nice at _____” even though it’s all forced from top to bottom.
I’m not a scientist but I’m certain that the Italian earthquakes are Cthulhu’s punishment for Catholic institutional pedophilia.
The PANTSUITS 😍😍😍😍
LA’s most irritating pests: Brain dead trust fund losers.
Emma: What’s the plot of this again. She fucks a dog and a candle and a clock sing at her?
Why is the duster a bird and everyone else looks like a human morphed into an object? Was she a bird before the curse was cast? Was Lumiere banging a bird??
Tea Kettle... Tea kettle?
“This one tells us that kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome and bestiality are all just fine, as long as the girl finds love in the end.”
One very important note about Emmett’s funeral. Emmett’s mother wanted everyone to see what the murderers did* to her son so she had an open casket funeral. She was quoted as saying:
They just want to make America great again! Like it was when white men could torture and murder black children with impunity.
Spoiler alert: these assholes are voting for Trump.
Actually this explains a lot. She was an adjunct Math instructor from 2014 - 2016. They probably realized what a nutbag she was and promptly closed the door on her when her contract ran out. The rest of her resume is spotty as fuck.
“Women have a tough time getting hired over 55 because of cognitive decline,” she suggested.
Someone better at pointing out irony help me.
“Women are tired of being lumped into one group,” said Madeline Deluca, a 67-year-old retiree from Staten Island. “All women [against Trump] who read Fifty Shades of Gray, who listen to rap music, Hollywood stars who sexualize themselves in movies—they’re hypocrites.”
He has such high regards for the sanctity of marriage that he did it three times! That’s three times more regard than someone who is only married once! Did I get this right, Kellyanne?