Daunting uphill climb? America laughs at you, Englanders!

Reverse lockout.

Bro-douches everywhere rejoice at the thought of a lime-green 'Stang,

I always thought that the TAP OUT sticker was for the lifted dually with the "I'd rather be Cummin than strokin" sticker.

Every time I see wheels like that I wonder what kind of asshole thought they ever looked good in the first place. Blech.

Stay classy, Jalopnik.

With the rust and patina, all you'd need to do would be to slam it to within and inch of the ground and it would fit RIGHT in on Stanceworks!

Barbecue of the year award goes to the 458.

He also writes like a third grader. Now I remember why I don't bother to read Autoblog.

I feel like AAA is THE most important acronym, especially around here.

Must have gotten jealous.

It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand.

Cross post to Jezebel please? They'd have a god damned field day in here.

Preach! This is getting ridiculous.

Am I the only one that doesn't think it's that hard to pronounce?

How many of the upper shock mount bolts did you break? That was definitely the worst part of my first lift.

I hope DC didn't get any dirt on those white pants he always wears.

Do they still transport F1 cars as whole cars or do they break them down? I swear I've seen pictures of Mark Webber's car in a billion pieces for transport but I cant remember.

This has kind of become my stock response for these things buuuuuuutttt...

If they weren't so god damned giant I would LOVE the JKs.