He also writes like a third grader. Now I remember why I don't bother to read Autoblog.

I feel like AAA is THE most important acronym, especially around here.

Must have gotten jealous.

It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand.

Cross post to Jezebel please? They'd have a god damned field day in here.

Preach! This is getting ridiculous.

Am I the only one that doesn't think it's that hard to pronounce?

How many of the upper shock mount bolts did you break? That was definitely the worst part of my first lift.

I hope DC didn't get any dirt on those white pants he always wears.

Do they still transport F1 cars as whole cars or do they break them down? I swear I've seen pictures of Mark Webber's car in a billion pieces for transport but I cant remember.

This has kind of become my stock response for these things buuuuuuutttt...

If they weren't so god damned giant I would LOVE the JKs.

I wonder if it's been updated to randomly burst into flames like modern Ferraris.

Interesting, MT-Rs really aren't the tire for Baja type stuff.

My very first car related memories are of my dad's '85 Cherokee with the itty bitty carbureted 4 cylinder. He held onto that thing until there were gaping holes in the floor and it just became too unsafe to drive. I still remember sitting at the Jeep dealership for what seemed like hours while he worked out a deal on…

Have to go MKIII Supra on this one.