But sadly not the rating of “mythical creatures who would fuck you”. #ConsentMatters

My wife swears she saw one once on vacation, but I was not there so I can’t confirm it.

What color was her skin? Asking for a racist.

A grown man attacks a 13 year old boy and cops are like “Well I don’t see a crime here.”

We gotta start calling these people what they are: child-killers. They would rather have a dead child than one who has autism or some other (almost certainly fictional) “vaccine injury”.

I think it’s her complete lack of concern for the guy she just drilled in the face that really caps it.

How odd that reviews of a food product would focus on its flavor, eh?

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

The difference is that she is getting paid to be inconvenienced while everyone else paid for the pleasure.

If you don’t want to deal with annoyed customers, don’t take a job where your primary duty is dealing with customers in an industry where they are often annoyed.

No, this is like going to your job as a flight attendant, being delayed - as is common in your job, and dealing with people making shit jokes as part of your job. Because it’s your job.

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

“Master Race ” genes at their finest....

Evil eats its way from the inside out.

“Pro-life" only refers to white fetuses. 

If you begin a sentence with ‘I hope this doesn’t offend you’, then you probably shouldn’t keep going. I didn’t think this needed to be explained, yet here we are. 

I’m so scared for her. The dudes who pull shit like this to begin with? They don’t get better when they get angry.

Too much punctuation, not enough misspelling.

“Fake news. I read on Breitbart that the caddy is a liberal, Trump-hating plant put in place at the club by the DNC. He changed the ball out without the President’s knowledge then leaked it to the press to make him look bad. No obstruction. No collusion. Build the wall. #MAGA”

As a cis, white, hetero man in the Bible/Rust Belt, this term is perfect and I may need to use it soon.

I’ve tried looking into whether HOAs actually increase property values before but could not find any studies (in the first couple of pages of a google search). The only thing I found is that they actually lower property values because up to 40% of potential buyers refuse to look at houses in an HOA, thereby lowering…