Coincidentally, ‘Yelp’ is the sound you make when you owe 350K in punitive damages.

not really. Apocalypse is a long-game bad guy who comes back relentlessly over the course of centuries.

First your table might be outdated as T-Mobile was just given the crown of fastest 4g in the nation, then again yours is just for LA, so maybe thats different.

Second I think you might have missed one VERY important word in the article. I made it bold so you wouldn’t miss it this time.

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That second paragraph makes you sound like a total ass, tbh. Cool cars, but you could have left that out, and still had your point.

It sounds like you had a nice vacation at work’s expense. Well played.

It’s a metaphor for what Rovio has done with all that money the game made.

Actually what happens is that, if the Senators and Telcos win, then your tax monies actually end up going to the big businesses because they get MORE subsidies for minimal effort and even further reduce the incentive to innovate or keep up with the rest of the world.

I’d rather my taxes go to someone streaming 4K…

That’s not very sensational...who the fuck do you think you are buddy!?

Some of your examples are misleading. For example, while Skype existed before FaceTime, FaceTime on iOS predates the Skype app on iOS by a year. Apple couldn’t kill an app that didn’t exist.

For some reason, this reminded me of Seinfeld - when Elaine was writing product descriptions for the J Peterman catalog. :)

For some reason, this reminded me of Seinfeld - when Elaine was writing product descriptions for the J Peterman…

He thinks the year is 2010 but the article fails to mention he just came from 1992.

Can we talk about the production values of the snowboarding video?

From Wikipedia on Lead poisoning, “It interferes with the development of the nervous system ... causing potentially permanent learning and behavior disorders.”

Yep. A guy at my company got fired trying to pull that stunt a few years ago*. Set up a delayed email to make it look like he was at the plant on third shift, and he didn’t realize his boss was actually standing in his empty cube at the time the email was sent.

“I want a divorce.”

Have you a better theory to explain the double slit experiment? Or particle entanglement? Don’t write off quantum theory just because it sounds weird.

My birthday is a week before Christmas. I’m certainly not going to turn down a Star Wars film as a present for the next 5 years running.

Anticipating stops by engine braking with a manual transmission really gives you a greater feeling of control in bad weather driving. Same for stop and go in dry conditions.