If she weren't his daughter and he hadn't paid for extensive surgery, Donald Trump wouldn't have hired Ivanka as an unpaid intern.

I guess they were too busy grieving sadly with their hearts and minds to get a PA to google Pedro's last name.

No, pretty sure you were right the first time. But nobody ever slept with Dion for his mind, so it sounds like a good cheap time was had by all.

Thanks. That was useful.

He would be appalled at the suggestion, not that Sanders is as left as all that.

Are libertarians left wing? Because Maher despises liberals, even when he's hiding behind them.

because his song that glorifies the objectification of women is being used in an ad he believes glorifies violence

Sadly, Canada is no longer available as a place to evade US law in quite the way it was when Ms. Klein's family fled the country.

Well, she's still working on trying the anti-Trump thing, since she campaigned for his election.

Hey, I have a suggestion for Naomi Klein I know she's never thought of. You jam Trump's brand by not swanning down from Canada and campaigning for Jill Stein because you know from your perch atop adequate public healthcare that there's no difference between the candidates that matters to your smug manicured ass.

I wish I could find the tweet I saw this morning:

Practically every actor in it charms me.

You'd think if the whole women supporting women thing was such old news to her she'd've mentioned that Younger, a mostly-female ensemble comedy, got onto TVLand first and paved the way for her show.

Oh, no, it's true. There were conspiracy theories going around about Clinton being behind DuMond being castrated (although there were a lot of victims he wasn't distantly related to) so Huckabee just figured the poor dear was an innocent victim..

He also pressured the parole board and hid victim impact statements to let Wayne DuMond, a serial rapist with a prior conviction for assault, out of prison because one of his victims was a distant relative of Bill Clinton's. DuMond raped a few more women before he killed one.

The war on drugs sent a double-digit percentage of african-american men to jail and took away their right to vote. It was kind of a thing, race-relations-wise.

The stigmata linzer tortes at Eostre's were genius.

Oh, ffs. Roman Polanski's victim was a little girl who was handed over by her mom to a stranger to be drugged and raped because it might help her support the family. She's spent the interim decades being trolled by people who think talent is a good excuse for being a predator. Of course she wants that to stop. It's a…

I'm pretty sure he's got the online douchebros sewn up, though, which is where everyone for some reason thinks the battle for civilization will be fought.

OK, the plot is awful, but Michael Kidd is a hell of a choreographer.