jmfree
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Hopefully when HR comes to yell at me, they’ll instantly become equally engrossed in this and forget why they came down in the first place.

Trump’s a dick.

The fact that he constantly lies about things that can be so easily fact-checked proves he is simply mentally unstable.

Didn’t we see this before with the black man? Gee, I wonder what the reason could be?

Serious question, what is Trump’s inner life? Did he have a kitten or loyal dog to love him unconditionally? What was his first day of 7th grade like? What are his nightmares are about? What wakes him up at 2:00 am drenched in sweat? Does he dream in color or black and white Riefenstahlesque flashes? How do you

I swear I’m not going to make it to November.

Don’t sweat it Donald, they sent me a letter asking that I please stop having mind blowing sex with every single cheerleader and also I have gold medals in freedom and cheeseburger. Also I wrote every song on Revolver and was the star of Casablanca.

If we follow the pattern... he’ll shrug, scrunch up his face and say “I was just JOKING, idiots.”

Just like the USFL, Trump will be great in the spring and completely collapse in the fall.

Addington to Eve: “That was not only a lie, it was a stupid lie. There is no Shubert Theater in San Francisco.”

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That takes effort, although this statement:

“No, I didn’t run for President. That was something people said because everyone loves Donald Trump. But believe me I never ran. I’d make the best President but I didn’t run for President” - Donald Trump, December 2016

When the NFL is calling you out for lying and everyone is siding with the NFL, you done fucked up.

I’m a woman who often finds women’s voices HORRIBLE. I do find a lot of middle aged women to be shrill and really annoying. But I don’t hear that in her voice. Her voice is quite carefully modulated - she brought her pitch down quite a bit and she’s very measured and careful when she gets loud. You can hear the speech

Only proper response to these men:

Short answer: the problem is that voice comes out of a Vagina-American.