Just remember. Stay away from the dented ones. The cans of soup. Not the holdout Sanders supporters. Wait. Best to stay away from them too.

Good place to start:

Ah, Kinja. Where Good is the enemy of Perfect.

As a black man who voted for Obama in 08 and did not in ‘12, I would officially rather have a competent white male politician in charge than an incompetent minority who PC’d their way in on the “it’s out time” card. For the most part the only people doing better than they were under Obama are the folks who were doing…

If Hillary is going to win, she’s going to need boring white Republicans disaffected by Trump like me to hold our noses and vote for her. Kaine might be boring to a lot of progressives, but Republicans and right leaning independents were going to cross Hillary off of their lists right away if she had picked someone…

Seriously, babe. I’m certain HRC would have picked someone more interesting for the slot, had your Wiccan Lesbians for 420 group not had a mandatory Tuesday/Thursday lecture at the community college keeping your social circle all tied up ...

Wait, Joe Biden is a boring white guy?

So, that means first woman to be the nominee doesn’t count for anything? I must have missed the announcement where that’s not a big deal

Picking a boring white guy isn’t a surprise: even Obama did it!

the revolution, where America entrusts the most powerful job complex in the world to not one but two not-white-straight-men, will have to wait.

Yeah, well, ya see the thing is Trump supporters are one issue voters. They pretend to care about other stuff but it’s all bullshit.

I don’t think I went through any stages of grief, but I definitely went from “Ugh” to “Eh, ok, I guess” to “Well it kind of makes sense” in slightly under a minute.

We could all use a little “boring” right now. Trump is what happens when people think governing should be like walking away from an exposion, in slow-motion, wearing sunglasses.

Oh! for butt-fuck’s sake. How about we unite in an anti-Trump “revolution” that involves rallying around our imminent Democratic nominee, Hillary Clinton? Because I gotta tell you that this complaint is boring.

He’ll do.

Joe Biden is not boring.

It’s not like you’d WANT that inside you.

Had one of my soldiers in Iraq taking a college course, he needed to give a “public speech” for one project - he chose anti-abortion as his topic, with lots of slides. All I could think is that I wanted gummi bears afterward.