Why and how does this surprise you? Even those with a tad bit of realism and cynicism know how easy it is to become President of the US due to dumbass, indecisive, and apathetic voters and other corrupt systems in place serving as influence.

ETA: my take yesterday

http://www.vladtv.com/article/231703/man-giving-nazi-salute-punched-in-the-face

Punches? Thats cute.

88.

• White supremacist Richard Spencer said that Trump didn’t condemn white supremacists in his statement from the White House yesterday. “Only a dumb person would take those lines seriously,” Spencer said in a press conference.

You both win the Pulitzer in Best Short Fiction category.

Me, if that had actually happened:

It’s remarkable how the only consistent thing Trump does is say the literal opposite of what’s true. Like a five-year-old could discern his motives if you just said “Okay here’s the game. Whatever he says is the opposite of what is true, and is almost always actually about himself. Now try it.”

“I’m good man who made a stupid comment.”
-Springfield Police officer Lariviere

Can we all agree to call these ones Nerdzis? Maybe refer to the movement as “Revenge of the Nerdzis”?

bunch of fat white dudes thinking they’re all little caesars

Or possibly the Tednugenti or Kidrockawa.

You will rubella the day you made such a comment.

As opposed to what he would give to his kids, Jay decided to give football one last shot.

I’m a professional chef of almost 20 years. Chris Thompson (while slightly demeaning) is correct. You are obviously impaired regarding the specifics of applying cheese to burger patties when grilling things. The internet can be too harsh and I’m not judging you as a person - just stay the fuck away from cheeseburgers.

Its official, Its a scoff-off.

Whoa whoa whoa, Michael. Settle down.